Mansfield Cycles
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FastCounter by bCentral
A man appears before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asks.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offers.
"On a trip to
the Black Hills, out in South
Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't
listen. So I approached the largest and most heavily
tattooed biker. I smacked him on the head, kicked his
bike over, ripped out his nose ring, threw
it on the
ground, and told him, 'Leave her alone now or you'll
answer to me.'"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple of minutes ago."